by /u/waltcranston P ChadMethDealer · 10 votes · 5 days ago
I get it, you want your drugs, but I'm constantly getting messages from people on day 4 - 5 frantic and asking me what the hell is going on. If I investigate it's ALWAYS on the way, just taking a bit longer than usual.
If I don't investigate, I get a follow up message a day or 2 later apologizing and saying that the package had just arrived.
You may not realise, but between the god awful load times every market is experiencing atm, and the fucking captchas, and t hen hunting down your order on our spreadsheet, the process takes a lot of time. Now multiply that by a lot of customers and we're now spending a lot of time that could be more productively allocated.
The package is gonna get there no matter what you or I do about it. Once it leaves my hands, I know just as much as you do about what the fuck is going on with it.
Sign up for informed delivery. It's not perfect, but if it doesn't show on ID even though it was shipped, chances are me sending you the tracking # will yield the same lack of information.
If you ever wonder why vendors don't respond to you, it's because 9/10 messages are about problems that don't actually exist. And so the unlucky 1/10 customers with legitimate concerns get shafted too because many of us simply don't have the time to respond to every inquiry. Use t he dispute system for late packages. It makes our lives so much easier and brings the issue directly to our attention.
Please at least wait 1 week before messaging vendors about your order and always order enough and BEFORE you run out of stuff so that you can afford to wait a bit longer for your package. It will save you a lot of headache.
I love you guys but some of you have the patience of a toddler at sunday mass.