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ALMONDS..CAN NOT..BE..MILKED..

What about kittens?

Have you ever gotten your penis caught in the zipper ?

by /u/BenjaminButton · 3 votes · 1 year ago

unfortunately for me, that has happened

Comments (14)
/u/waltcranston P ChadMethDealer · 5 votes · 1 year ago · Link

Guess you should start using buttons instead, Benjamin.

/u/BenjaminButton OP · 1 votes · 1 year ago · Link

nah i do use track pants now

/u/gencoch · 3 votes · 1 year ago · Link

No. But it's always getting tangled up in my shoelaces.

/u/plkqcs · 1 votes · 1 year ago · Link

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/u/BenjaminButton OP · 1 votes · 1 year ago · Link

Lmfao, good one

/u/hydronerd · 1 votes · 1 year ago · Link

hahaha

/u/plkqcs · 2 votes · 1 year ago · Link

You're supposed to stick it inside your pants first

/u/BenjaminButton OP · 1 votes · 1 year ago · Link

already mate

/u/nasyer · 1 votes · 1 year ago · Link

Lol, yeah happened with me as well many a time

/u/thestoner1234 · 1 votes · 1 year ago · Link

several times, except this one time was far worse, i was in a hurry and zipped up super hard, i actually got the zipper past the sticking point where the skin was in the middle and zipped it all the way in one motion.

it was horrible.

had to zip it back down, had no other choice.

horrible memory.

/u/BenjaminButton OP · 1 votes · 1 year ago · Link

God blessed you

/u/irgendwasmitpferden · 1 votes · 1 year ago · Link

How can that happen?!

Are you on drugs?

/u/BenjaminButton OP · 1 votes · 1 year ago · Link

no, I'm not drug addict

/u/dickinmyass knuckle sandwich in your face · 1 votes · 1 year ago · Link

hahaha never, i'm extra careful hopefully that never happens