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Dread's NUMBER ONE SUB3 YEARS RUNNING!!!

RUSSIA FTW!!!

Let Assume Dread as a Country- United States of Dread (Pinned post)

by /u/nasyer · 21 votes · 3 weeks ago

Welcome to United states of Dread

Please follow /d/dread constitution aka Site rules below in footer. In our Republic you have a choice if you love day light or if you love night mode below in footer(Use night mode in personal moments as anybody can check your home)

Rights of Citizens: Right to do what ever you wanna do

For birth Certificate: visit /d/dread website and click register.

For death Certificate: click delete under your account page(we promise your dead body will never recovered)

Directories

Orders/Ministries/Organisations Department/Notable Person
President /u/HugBunter
Vice President /u/Paris
Member of Parliament /u/wintermute /u/Shakybeats /u/Solar /u/syntax
Ministry of Defense /d/OpSec NSA /u/HeadJanitor /u/MunMunMun
Ministry of Resources /d/rcsources Directors /u/newbieforever2018 /u/BarK1ng
Ministry of Labor and Employment /d/Jobs4Crypto Director /u/Zian /u/BarK1ng /u/authentic /u/t_helper
Congress /d/Chaos
Federal Bank /d/Banks Governor /u/nomtim
Market Regularities /d/DarkNetMarkets Directors /u/samwhiskey /u/HumanPie
Fraud Department /d/fraud Directors /u/nomtim /u/adruguser /u/HumanPie
Anti-Cyber Department /d/hacking Director /u/HugBunter Asst. directors /u/Cyberjagu /u/Zian /u/kaizushi /d/CryptBB/u/PelicanVendor
Universities /d/HackTown Professor /u/Funshine
Chemical Industries /d/Coke /d/Meth /d/LSD
Hotels and tourism Industries /d/CafeDread Members of Hotels association /u/Shakybeats /u/darkdirect /u/hydronerd /u/aClockworkTangerine
Monetary /d/BTC /d/Crypto /d/Monero
Intelligence /d/IntelExchange Director /d/SomethingProfound
News /d/DarkdotFail /d/news /d/RealNEWS /d/IndependentNews /d/Darkwebnews
Embassy /d/DNMUK /d/DNMCanada /d/DNMIndia /d/DNMGreece /d/DNMRussia and rest of world
Credit rating Agency /d/Recon /d/Reviews /d/ScamReports /d/Superlist
Payment System /d/Kilos Notable /u/ugu
Religious Book DNM Bible
Law Enforcement /d/LawEnforcement Chief of Police /u/authentic
Dread Care/Medical/Health /d/Health /d/MentalHealth HOD /u/ruinitall /u/RemedyRow /u/TeddyBaby
Entertainment /d/Sexworkers Head /u/Shmoney and /u/WE_ARE_9000 head of entertainment accessories /d/Meth and Panty Strippers Club
Non Profit Organizations /d/Council /u/Witchman05
Unemployment Regularities /d/Beggars

BTW we can create sub dread for it /d/USD

Comments (45)
/u/Pygmalion · 3 votes · 3 weeks ago · Link

Freemason illuminati: /d/backroom

Congress is /d/moderators, not /d/chaos

/d/vendors union :)

/d/vendor_handbook business school

/d/spiritualhealing spiritual school

/u/nasyer OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Thanks for updating more

/u/Shakybeats M an molester · 2 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Am I considered a prophet for writing a lot of the /d/DNMBible ? or does that make me Jesus?

/u/Zian vaginal rejuvinationist · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

If you got resuscitated at least once then you check all the boxes

/u/newbieforever2018 boofs fists · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Your name should be edited into the table especially considering it is the only entry lacking a dread link.

/u/We_Are_9000 Nefarious Panty Scammer!!!!! · 2 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Well, one of my classic tag lines is......I Am Your Mom's Pimp!!!!!

Do I get to wear a big purple fuzzy hat & walk with a limp????

/u/nasyer OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

No, LOL

BTW I'm preparing a unique post upcoming soon about this and believe me you will be in Panty frame

/u/We_Are_9000 Nefarious Panty Scammer!!!!! · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

LMAO!!!!! does not matter!!!!

I Am IMMORTAL!!!!!

Triple Baawwewerreewwaawwweerrrrr!!!!!

/u/nasyer OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

hahahaha

/u/Zian vaginal rejuvinationist · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Don't forget /d/AlcoholicsAnonymous in the non-profit deprartment

/u/nasyer OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

noted, I will add this for future topic, Thanks

/u/martinatchet 🍆 Cumstain 💦 · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

minister of disinformation and chaos: /u/starscream999

hopefully I have not awakened the great beast

/u/AutoModerator M Fuck You · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

/u/starscream999 was an agent of chaos that wreaked havoc on Dread many moons ago. Legends say he still stalks the forum waiting for the right time to strike again

/u/starscream999 was an agent of chaos that wreaked havoc on Dread many moons ago. Legends say he still stalks the forum waiting for the right time to strike again

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/u/hydronerd `-${buy?"my oxys":"😭"}-` · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Great work on this will sticky for a few days ;)

/u/nasyer OP · 2 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Thanks

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

That should fet stickied for a year

Edit Get*

/u/Cyberjagu · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

LOL every time i enjoyed reading your posts

/u/nasyer OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Thanks

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Awesome post bro! definitely save worthy!

/u/nasyer OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Thanks, it motivate me to bring more unique content for dread members

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

yea man, you are pretty spot on with it! Have I asked you if you would be interested in judging in the cafe dread awards we will be announcing soon?

/u/nasyer OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

sure, i would be happy for this opportunity, Thanks

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Aweomse You're in sir

/u/nasyer OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Thanks /u/QuickieFlippie

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

np man, I just need to find one more judge, they can't mod cafe dread or be "the usual Suspects" do you have a few suggestions?

/u/nasyer OP · 2 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

/u/HeadJanitor /u/newbieforever2018 or /u/ruinitall

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

jan and newbie are already inm, Ill reach out to /u/ruinitall and see if he interested

/u/newbieforever2018 boofs fists · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Thank you

/u/IamLegion · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

National anthem: Vengaboys - Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!

/u/newbieforever2018 boofs fists · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

"Use night mode in personal moments as anybody can check your home"

Creativity wise this is one of the best topics that I have ever read on dread. Good job and thanks for the laughs!

/u/nasyer OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

It's give me joy when all Dread members enjoy my post, Thanks

/u/newbieforever2018 boofs fists · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

You are very welcome and well deserved praise.

/u/HeadJanitor jumbo shrimp · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

A true classic. Talent!

/u/nasyer OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Thanks /u/HeadJanitor, you always motivate me

/u/TerrorKill · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Can i join the war on drugs's department? on the side of the drugs ofc.

/u/nasyer OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

yes you can, full freedom as above rights

/u/aClockworkTangerine https://archetyp.cc · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Tourism is right, I smuggle asian immigrants into the US to work in my sweatshops under the guise of my travel agency

/u/nasyer OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

As above, right of citizen: do what ever you wanna do, it is your right

/u/KyleKlemons54 · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

THIS is a truly heckin' based thread m8. Big kudos. =-)

/u/adpersonam · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Fuck that, Dreadistan or bust.

/u/makemecry · 1 votes · 1 week ago · Link

So we should consider ourselves... "Dreadicans"?

/u/nasyer OP · 2 votes · 1 week ago · Link

"Dreadians"

/u/makemecry · 1 votes · 1 week ago · Link

Sounds better indeed.

/u/controlfreak · 2 votes · 6 days ago · Link

Dreadistani

/u/controlfreak · 1 votes · 6 days ago · Link

Why its has to be united states of dread. Why bloody Americanised dread.

Why not Republic of Dread or Dreadland or Dreadistan?