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**DankNation Rules**

-Only vendors who have been flaired can make threads about their listings/offering/samples

-BANNED IF YOU MAKE ANY OFFERINGS/POSTS WITHOUT FLAIR! THIS INCLUDES COMMENTS ON POSTS

-No Revealing of OP-Sec or ?'s directing OP-Sec to vendors

-No Doxxing/FUD

-Reviews MUST contain pictures

-No Shilling or vote brigading!

-No Hijacking of threads

-No Threats

-Contact MODS of any suspicious activities

Review Templates Sticky (Pinned post) (Locked post)

by /u/BenzoBear The most OG, OG · 18 votes · 4 years ago

Where you can get the text file: Use this link to get the actual source code, otherwise it will not format the same

BUYERS

Make sure if you are making a review that you include pictures, and a link to the Vendor's profile is helpful but not needed. Although being tor based now it may be come a requirement. As far as the formatting goes we are going to be pretty relaxed on that until people figure this shit out

VENDORS

Same rules as usual. If you make a post be sure to sign it or provide your public key, please also link your vendor page for easier access, and as always pictures are a must.

Also bear in mind we still STRONGLY discourage Direct deals via this sub, all thing should still be handled via email and PGP. We will be less of a hassle regarding the subject, but this is not a marketplace.

General Review Template

General Information| Details

---|---

Vendor requires FE?| YES/NO

Price before shipping:| PRICE

Shipping cost:| $PRICE

Vendor Name: | VENDORNAME

Marketplace: | MARKETNAME

Products reviewed: | "LISTINGNAME"

International Shipping? | Yes/No

Pictures: | Name of the link

Customer Service|Description

---|---

[ ]+5|Superb - Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction

[ ]+4|Good - Professional, exhibits customer care

[ ]+3|Satisfactory - Adequate responses, resolved issue

[ ]+2|Marginal - Subpar communication, partial resolution

[ ]+1|Bad - Poor communication, no resolution

[ ]+0|Awful - Abusive responses, no resolution

|

Product Quality|Description

---|---

[ ]+5|Highest purity - highly potent

[ ]+4|Mostly pure - potent

[ ]+3|Minor cut or impurity - strong

[ ]+2|Cut and/or impure - medium to weak

[ ]+1|Almost entirely cut - very weak

[ ]+0|Possibly bunk - no effect

|

Processing:|Description

---|---

[ ]+5|Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs

[ ]+4|Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs

[ ]+3|Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs

[ ]+2|Package is late

[ ]+1|Package is very late

[ ]+0|Never received package

|

Price Value|Description

---|---

[ ]+5|Excellent - great value & low cost

[ ]+4|Moderate - worthy value & fair cost

[ ]+3|At-market - neither good nor bad

[ ]+2|Below-market - so-so value, high cost

[ ]+1|Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost

[ ]+0|Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost

|

OPSEC/Logistics | Description

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[ ]+1|Single (but effecive) Vacuum-Seal

[ ]+2|Multiple Layer Vacuum-Seal

[ ]+1|Mylar and Visual Barrier

[ ]+1|Decoy Utilized

[ ]+1|Proper NETSEC/PGP

|

TOTAL: CALCULATE-PERCENTAGE% / 100%

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Summary/Narrative: Write up the review here, include elaborate information that people will want to know, so they

don't flame you for not giving it in the first place. Like "Pics or gtfo"....or Shill.

tl;dr - Twitter style tl;dr....make ir quick for the "lazy"

Multiple Picture Formatting

General Information| Details

---|---

Vendor requires FE?| Yes/No

Price before shipping:| $PRICE

Shipping cost:| $PRICE

Vendor Name: | VENDORNAME

Marketplace: | MARKETNAME

Products reviewed: | "LISTINGNAME"

International Shipping? | Yes/No

Pictures: | Links

---|---

Strain #1| Name of the link

Strain #2| Name of the link

Strain #1 - No Flash| Name of the link

Strain #2 - No Flash| Name of the link

Classic Review Template

|Information|Details

:--|:--

Vendor: | WHICH SELLER

Market: | WHICH MARKETPLACE

Product: | WHAT WAS PURCHASED

International: | YES OR NO?

Required FE: | YES or NO?

Vacuum Sealed: | YES or NO?

Decoy: | YES or NO?

Handwriting: | YES or NO?

||Rating

:--|:--

Communication: |10 / 10

Stealth: |10 / 10

Shipping time: |10 / 10

Price value: |10 / 10

Aesthetics: |10 / 10

Weight: |10 / 10

Quality: |10 / 10

Transaction: |10 / 10

Vendor: |10 / 10

Drug: |10 / 10

| TOTAL SCORE: | 100 / 100

Pictures Name of the link

Mini-Review Template

Vendor: VendorName

Market: Dark Market

Subject | Score (x/5) | Details

:----:|:--:|:------

Shipping Time | 5/5 | Lil hiccup on tracking no biggy, came quick two days over holiday times

Packaging/Stealth | 5/5 | mylar, vac, whole-shebang

Communication | 5/5 | Super responsive

Product Quality | 5/5 | Potent and beautiful

Weight |5 /5 | Just slightly over but I appreciate it!

Value | 4/5 | Pretty decent deal

Overall Experience | 5/5 | Lived up to his reputation.

Pictures | - | Name of the link

My personal creation. May tweak some more.

Simplistic Review

--Vendor Name Review--

Product being reviewed : Name of Product

Price of Product (with shipping) : $200 / oz

Vendor Market : Dream Market etc...

Pictures : Name of Link

--Ratings--

Packaging {10/10} :: [Mylar/Double Vac]

Shipping Time {10/10}| :: [4 days T2D]

Communication {10/10} :: [Responds within 24 hrs!]

Product Quality {10/10} :: [Great bud for the ticket!]

Weight {10/10} :: [2 Grams Heavy!]

Value {10/10} :: [Great Quality/ticket ratio]

Overall Experience {10/10} :: [Vendor was fantastic, same with product]

--Summary--

All in all this was a great experience, I will definitely be back to shop with this vendor again!

Comments (1)
/u/DankReviewz Reviewer · 1 votes · 3 years ago · Link

hey guys here is the code for my template. feel free to use it/edit it as you wish!

https://pastebin.com/NbvGD60N