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Some customers are fucking retarded

by /u/USNova Prof. Lemons · 8 votes · 2 weeks ago

I love you all, but damn, some of you leaving negative reviews dont read at ALL. Like damn, it only takes 5 minutes of your day to fully read my bio/refund policies/product information.

So i had a qp of ground up mushrooms i wanted to get rid of, so i randomly gave it all away 2 weeks ago to random orders, and left them a little message:

Someone had a complaint of "dusty" mushrooms. If you recieve this message, i included mushrooms to match the weight of your order PLUS a very very generous helping of ground up mushrooms as extra. Youre a winner of my spontaneous giveaway, some of you literally got double the order weight. Enjoy :)

Now, i thought i was being nice, but them some fucking idiot left me this negative review:

...product extremely dusty and does not look like quality as advertised

This was an ounce order that recieved over a half ounce of ground up mushrooms ONTOP of their ounce of full mushroms. I mean i guess i could have bagged them separately, but is it that big of a fucking deal to make it negative? Like damn, thats what i get for giving free shit away....

end of rant.

Comments (13)
/u/AutoModerator M Fuck You · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago (Pinned post) · Link

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/u/newbieforever2018 coochie monster · 3 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

TIL: Vendor decides to give away free stuff with dust, randomly picks a clean freak as the winner.

/u/USNova Prof. Lemons OP · 2 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

little do they know it was actually the dust from the top of my fridge

/u/newbieforever2018 coochie monster · 2 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Oh no. That is the worst of the worst.

/u/finger_me_please69 · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

That's hilarious

/u/twinsnap8 · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

No good deed goes unpunished!

/u/ketaraptor · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

'dusty' shrooms. Haha I mean you could have just sent him a bunch of undried water-weight. People have no idea what they are taking. They can read books, watch videos, and more. Problem is, without actually growing or spending time in the lab to make some of their own chems they'll never have a clue. Btw dispensaries like to remoisturize their indoor nugs to sell more.. and it's a bunch of water-weight. Dry plants/fungus are prone to dusting up/losing extra larf anyway.

/u/aufreedom · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

That is fucking infuriating.

/u/croma · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Next time put the shroom dust in capsules and sell them at 5X regular price.

/u/mofomax · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

Next time he orders send him a fucking dildo as a bonus and tell him to take it and shove it up his motherfucking ass

/u/USNova Prof. Lemons OP · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

take the upvote

/u/Balenciaga · 1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

You dont say!!!!

/u/vrizey · -1 votes · 2 weeks ago · Link

That is unfortunate. But tbh you should have definitely bagged them separately. Not everybody logs back on to check messages after receiving their pack and finalizing their order. Most leave their review and assume that's that and let it be. Also lot of people do not weigh their shit when they get it and just assume its on weight. That being said as a customer we have a responsibility to each other to leave proper and fully informed reviews so that others can make the correct decision when checking out your listings.