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Dread's NUMBER ONE SUB3 YEARS RUNNING!!!

RUSSIA FTW!!!

πŸ†οΈ πŸ†οΈ πŸ†οΈ The Official Cafe Dread AwardsπŸ†οΈ πŸ†οΈ πŸ†οΈ (Pinned post)

by /u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky · 15 votes · 4 days ago

⭐⭐ The Dread Awards ⭐⭐

This is something new we are trying here at cafe dread to bring markets, vendors, other subdreads, and other members together. This contest is meant for fun (maybe a little money too) I wanted to give a special thanks to /u/TTTZ for doing the formatting of this announcement and making it all nice and pretty. I will not be revealing what judges voted for what members but if the judges want to let you know they can contact me and I will confirm whether they did or not. We are still in the early stages, the judges have been chosen, the survey questions picked, and now we are announcing it. After this announcement I will send out the survey questions to to all of the judges and wait on the results to come back, could take a week or two. After we get the results tallied up we will announce the winners and their prize if they are eligible, I already have one vendor committed and im sure more will jump on board and get not only free advertising but they also get to decide how to allocate their money to the questions, so its possible that no awards will be awarded for certain questions ie; Who is the biggest Karen? Any vendor that would like to help fund the winners please contact me /u/QuickieFlippie

The 2nd post a week or so later we will announce all of the nominations
The 3rd post another week later we will announce results and celebrate
🀣 Fun / Personality Questions πŸ€ͺ
Most Wittiest Member- *Response Here*
Most retarded Member- *Response Here*
Most Trolled Member- *Response Here*
Most Narcisistic Member- *Response Here*
Biggest Fuckboy Member- *Response Here*
Lamest Member- *Response Here*
Biggest KAREN Member- *Response Here*
Funniest Member- *Response Here*
Best Dr. Phil like Member- *Response Here*
Jerry Springer like Member- *Response Here*
Most Attention seeking Member- *Response Here*
Biggest shill Member- *Response Here*
Most Dumbest Member- *Response Here*
Most Biggest Dickhead Member- *Response Here*
πŸ’» Serious / Skill Questions πŸ”
Best Mod- *Response Here*
Best Most Knowledgable at OPSEC Member- *Response Here*
Best Chemist Member- *Response Here*
Most Intelligent Member- *Response Here*
Most Helpful Member- *Response Here*
Most Opsec minded Member- *Response Here*
Best Hacker Member- *Response Here*
Best Reviewer Member- *Response Here*
Most Shadiest Member- *Response Here*
Most honest Member- *Response Here*
πŸͺ Market Questions πŸ›’
Best current Market- *Response Here*
Best market of all time- *Response Here*
Best exit scam in the past year- *Response Here*
Best exit scam of all time- *Response Here*
Most respectable Market retirement- *Response Here*
Best Market Admin of all time- *Response Here*
Best Market Admin of all Currently- *Response Here*
The purpose of the following section is to get subdreads from other areas to collaborate with cafedread and if you can't come up with 5 just put as many as you can, and if you no longer order drugs off the darknet then just put N/A. I will take your nominations and submit them to their respective subdreads (/d/xanax, /d/coke, /d/opiates, etc)
πŸ„Ή Optional Questions for Judges
What is your favorite drug of choice- *Response Here*
In your opinion who are your top 5 vendors for the drug you mentioned in question 1- *Response Here*
In your opinion who are your top 5 vendors for the drug you mentioned in question 1- *Response Here*
In your opinion who are your worst 5 vendors for the drug you mentioned in question 1- *Response Here*
In your opinion who are your worst 5 vendors for the drug you mentioned in question 1- *Response Here*
πŸ„Ή Optional Current Vendor Questions for Judges - Put NA If you don't have an Opinion

Overall who do you believe is the best Vendor at what they do reguardless of drug class?-

 * Response Here * 

Best all around Vendor Overall Taking into Consideration Stealth, Quality, Pricing, Comms-

 * Response Here * 

CALLING ON ALL VENDORS AND ADMINS!!!!!

Please let me know if you are interested in donating any xmr funds to the winners, just let me know which question you would like to fund and how much you want to fund it for. Example, you donate $100, then you want to split it in to $25 for 4 different questions just let me know and you will also be recognized as an Official Sponsor of The Cafe Dread Awards

Comments (42)
/u/DWdenizen777 · 3 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Looking forward to the winners.

/u/donkeysquadreborn · 3 votes · 4 days ago · Link

we all winnerz wen u get pas d capcha

/u/mrbenzo666 · 2 votes · 4 days ago · Link

star user gang

/u/1dev2 · 3 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Best Most Knowledgable at OPSEC Member- *Response Here*

Gonna have to vouch for /u/HeadJanitor on this one my man just holds a library of knowlege within that huge ass brain of his.

/u/TTTz P Goblin Pimp · 2 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Damn fine post Quickie

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 2 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Like I said before I couldnt have done it without your help! Hopefully this will be fun!

/u/capobianco · 3 votes · 4 days ago · Link

You and /u/TTTz really make dread fun! Good luck to everyone !!! & Thank you to the both of you's

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Thank you! I apprieciate that and I would love to see this community have more fun not just spammers, scammers, and drama

/u/donkeysquadreborn · 2 votes · 4 days ago · Link

NO HOMO LUV U QUICKIE

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Luv u too donkey!

/u/Vespair · 2 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Mom said i'm special but not that special.. good post tho will be fun !

/u/BenjaminButton · 2 votes · 3 days ago · Link

brilliant concept

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 2 days ago · Link

Thank you!

/u/dreadiquette sycohphant brown-nose jerkoff · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Can I be the judge too? :)

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

unfortunatly judges are already locked in but if any flake out I can use you as a backup. If you don't see a post of winners in about a week hit me up in pms and i'll send you the survey. Thanks!

/u/nasyer · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

yes you can be, let me ask because i could be offline for few days, /u/QuickieFlippie is it possible ?

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Yea if both of you are cool with it then we can switch it up, /u/dreadiquette are in!

/u/IamLegion · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Funniest Member- *Response Here*

9k and foshizzle's relationship was hilarious

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

they are probably more alike than they know

/u/Solar M · 1 votes · 2 days ago · Link

alt accts of each other

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 2 days ago · Link

now thats a commitment

/u/hydronerd `-${buy?"my oxys":"😭"}-` · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

This is awesome! /u/QuickieFlippie let me know if I should sticky

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

That would be great!

/u/hydronerd `-${buy?"my oxys":"😭"}-` · 2 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Done!

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Thx man!

/u/nasyer · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Awesome Tables. +1

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

You know that was ALL /u/TTTZ, The Table King

/u/nasyer · 2 votes · 4 days ago · Link

yes i saw many many post of /u/TTTZ, he is really superb

/u/mrbenzo666 · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

as a ajudge i would like to award myself :)

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 3 days ago · Link

I would expect no less from you :)

/u/Zian vaginal rejuvinationist · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

/u/QuickieFlippie as always you killed it.

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 3 days ago · Link

Can't kill it without participation from EVERYONE! Thanks again for judging and getting back to me so quick...you almost beat /u/newbieforever2018

/u/Humanman · 1 votes · 1 day ago · Link

I now declare me human-man most honest member! ... uh i can vote for myself can i

/u/AldoRaine · -1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

This is beyond stupid.

"Most Biggest Dickhead Member"

How long did it take to come up with that?

/u/TTTz P Goblin Pimp · 3 votes · 4 days ago · Link

You Just Won!

/u/Shakybeats Lets flair this Early Winner!

/u/AldoRaine · 0 votes · 4 days ago · Link

We did the same thing in summer camp when I was 10 years old.

Have fun

/u/TTTz P Goblin Pimp · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

What are you 15 now time to start winning more participation trophies! Good try!

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

what a dick

/u/AldoRaine · 0 votes · 4 days ago · Link

It's true, I am a dick. There's no denying that.

I apologize. Didn't mean to rain on your parade. Have fun boys.

/u/QuickieFlippie P hlippyDicky OP · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

call it like i see it, apology accepted. Just tryin to have a good time man :}

/u/capobianco · 0 votes · 4 days ago · Link

Lol stop with the petty whining of yours, nobody really cares.

/u/donkeysquadreborn · 1 votes · 4 days ago · Link

ayo /u/shakybeats how ur debbie down stepson sneak in 2 dread?